Released by: New Heavy Sounds Release Date: 07.11.25 Running Time: 40:19 Score: Infinity/10   I have been consumed by the urge to write, this is the third review I have written today and it appears that the words are a torrent of things within my head which have been bursting to get out and unleash themselves on you, the unsuspecting people who just waited to read stuff about music, but instead are forced to endure the verbal diarrhoea spewing forth from the majorly twisted p

Released by: Room312 Release Date: 24.10.25 Running Time: 52:24 Score: 8/10   Good afternoon. I have been looking at a larger house in a town at the upper end of the Calder Valley in a town whose name literally means Death and Murder. That town is Todmorden. It is a very large house that will actually allow me to have office space within it and will probably mean that you get to read more drivel from me. You fantastically lucky things!   In other news, the weather is grim, a

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