Self-Released Release Date: 07.04.26 Running Time: 24:01 Review by Dark Juan Score: 478,666,986,274,671,323/10   Today’s written nonsense is brought to you by several things – Crow Cottage required a new vacuum cleaner. This has caused much hilarity because Dark Juan’s sense of humour has not evolved much beyond being a teenage boy. Farts are still funny. Anyway, the new appliance came with something they have called a crevice nozzle.   I have been sniggering for two weeks.