Released by: Human Worth Release Date: 17.10.25 Running Time: 44:54 Score: 256,000,000,000/10   I am Dark Juan and Crow Cottage is in disarray. Not content with adopting a new Smellhound, Ivy the Traitorous (so named because she likes Mrs Dark Juan better than me, and I specifically wanted a bitch so she could be Daddy’s little Princess, and she has instead chosen Mrs Dark Juan and left me aggrieved, which hasn’t helped Dark Juan’s self-worth much) I currently have about half